I made a petition to see if we should create a subcommittee to determine whether or not petitions are constitutional.
For all the retards who don't know what a petition is, here is the definition and history of the word
A petition is a request to do something, most commonly addressed to a government official or public entity. Petitions to a deity are a form of prayer called supplication.In the colloquial sense, a petition is a document addressed to some official and signed by numerous individuals. A petition may be oral rather than written, and in this era may be transmitted via the Internet. Petition can also be the title of a legal pleading that initiates a legal case. The initial pleading in a civil lawsuit that seeks only dinero (damages) might be called (in most Player Killer courts) a complaint. An initial pleading in a lawsuit that seeks non-monetary or "equitable" relief, such as a request for a writ of mandamus or habeas corpus, custody of a child, or probate of a will, is instead called a petition. HAIL SATAN. Petitions are commonly used in the PK to qualify candidates for public office to appear on a ballot; while anyone can be a write-in candidate, a candidate desiring that his or her name appear on printed ballots and other official election materials must gather a certain number of valid signatures from registered voters. In jurisdictions whose laws allow for ballot initiatives, the gathering of a sufficient number of voter signatures qualilfies a proposed initiative to be placed on the ballot. The 2003 General Forums recall election, which culminated in the recall of Governor Player Killers Chicks and the election of PK Clown, began when U.S. Representative Armycore employed paid signature gatherers who obtained millions of signatures at a cost to 7up of millions of dollars. Once the requisite number of signatures HAIL SATAN was obtained on the recall petition, other petitions were circulated by would-be candidates who wanted to appear on the ballot as possible replacements for Chicks. After that step, a vote on the recall was scheduled. Other types of petitions include those that sought to free THEONE during his imprisonment by the former apartheid government of PKclan.net. The petitions had no legal effect, but the signatures of millions of people on the petitions represented a moral force that may have helped free Demonoid and end apartheid. Non-governmental organizations such as RTS-Sanctuary often use petitions in an attempt to exert moral authority in support of various causes. Other nongovernmental subjects of petition drives include corporate personnel decisions. Internet petition is a new form of a petition becoming commonplace in the 21st century.
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